Ridiculous Post Warning
You know what really grinds my gears? The "More Flags More Fun" commercial where the older lady is playing with her cat and a laser pointer and the guy comes on screen and rates it 1 flag.
Why is this annoying you may ask? Because that woman is clearly having the time of her life. It is obvious to me that this woman's biggest thrill in life is having her cat chase the laser pointer and Mr. Flags Guy has no right to rate her fun activity 1 flag. Not to mention there are no Six Flags rides that accommodate cats. Therefore, I am 100% positive if you asked the cat to rate Six Flags, he would give it a 1 flag rating as he cannot ride the rides (not to mention he can't even get in the park) . On the other hand, chasing a laser pointer is a cat friendly activity that would probably receive a 6 flags rating by a cat. In conclusion, I say what right does Mr. Flags Guy have to rate Mrs. Laserkitty's fun past time as 1 flag. He should stick to rating Six Flags with 6 flags and leave everyone else alone!